Chapter 1: The Beginning of an adventure

There was a 19 year old boy named Perry McCall who was pretty talented on inventions. He wanted to be just like his favorite comic book hero Tony Starks (A.K.A. Iron Man) and wanted to help everyone with daily needs and so forth. One day, he decided to create a portal to his favorite shows that he only go to see on TV. However, it wasn't as easy as he had hoped.

Perry: hmm.....I still need some things to work this baby out. But what could it be...?

Then his mother yelled "Petey! Spaghetti's done!"
Perry: HELL YEAH!!! My favorite plus garlic bread plus Cranberry juice equals Oh My Freakin' Lord!!!

So then he dashed off out his room to the kitchen. But as soon as he was going to grab the plate-

*Alex Bumps him*

Perry: Whoa! What the hell man?!
Alex: Teehuhuhuhu! Slow poke!
Perry: Why you freakin'!
Mother: HEY HEY HEY HEY!! If you two start a fight around the Kitchen you two won't get s@#$ until there's nothing but SCRAPS<i/> of the food! UNDERSTAND!!??
Perry: yes ma'am -_-;
Alex: yes, as long as Petey behaves like a good boy instead of being lazy and actually DO something around the house and stops lying and-
Perry: GO PUT ON A MUZZLE YOU MUTT!!
Alex: Oh, so you wanna get socked in you're f-
Mother: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!
Perry and Alex: Don't fight or get nothing but scraps.
Mother: good, now get a plate and eat AND NO FIGHTING!!

Alex is 20 years old and the cousin of Perry and the Nephew of Cynthia (Perry's mom). Alex is only there to enroll in a college called "Chaffey College to learn how to be a doctor. Ever since Alex first moved in, he and Perry always argue and fight. Perry thought it would be cool to have his cousin stay at his house, but he was wrong. All they did was just fight and argue with little peace at time. Cynthia is Perry's mom. She is a kind mother that just wants her son and nephew to just go through college and just go on with their lives. All she ended up is having two pissed off dogs that'll bite each other every time they see each other.
During their chow time, Perry, Alex, Cynthia were watching an anime called VanDread. Then suddenly out of the blues Alex pretends to yawn.
Alex: Booorrrriiiinnngg. I can't believe you watch some kids stuff.
Perry: how is this show kids stuff<b/>? you haven't even seen this before.
Alex: Well, it's just that this is just a cartoon and all cartoons are just for kids.
Perry: Really?
Alex: eff yeah.
Perry: Then explain to me why you were laughing your ass off when you saw an episode of "The Boondocks" on Adult Swim.
Alex: That's because it had black people in it. Everyone knows that if it has black people in cartoons then it definitely not for kids.
Perry: liiike The Proud Family?
Alex: What about it?
Perry: It has Black people in it and it's on the Disney Channel.
Alex: That's because....uhh...it's...Well...
Perry: yyeeeaahh...Talk to me when you're not a brat.
Alex: YOINK!!
*Alex takes the remote out of Perry's hands*
Perry: HEY! GIVE IT BACK!
Alex: Look who's calling who a brat!
Perry: THAT'S IT!!

Alex and Perry start fighting and wrestling over the remote until Cynthia takes the remote herself.

Cynthia: Both of you finish eating and go on with your business. You're starting to piss me off.

Alex: yeah Petey finish eating your food.
Perry: and you shove your food up your-
Cynthia: MOY STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND PETEY STOP BEING INTIMIDATED BY MOY'S WORDS AND BOTH OF YOU FINISH YOUR GOD DAMN FOOD NOW!!!!
Perry and Alex: oook

Perry and Alex finish their food and went to their rooms.

Perry: Dumb ass monkey! I really can't STAND<b/> him and his so called "Cheery attitude"! Well, I should worry about that now, I need to finish What I started.

Perry Continued to do his portal project without any disturbances. Once he finished, he needed to test it out.

Perry: Oh boy, I hope this works! Time to press the button!

When he pressed the button, there was nothing but a spark.

Perry: aw man....What am I-

Before he could finish his sentence the portal started to open! It was a bright yellow and orange swirling light he could not believe his eyes! He finally did it!

Perry: YES!! Now to test it....somehow...

Then, there was some sort of creator that slowly came out of the vortex. It was the size of a doll with Blond hair, blue eyes, and wings of a fairy. It had a wand and it had closes like a school girl with puffy shoulder and puffy pants legs and was wearing boots.

Mysterious Fairy: Well well well, what do we have here? We have a Tech head with the love of anime. Perry McCall is it?
Perry: HUH?! Who are you? How did you know my name?! What the hell are you supposed to be?
Mysterious Fairy: Teeheehee I can't tell you just yet. You have to come with me on an adventure first to know everything ^u^ Oh, and you can just call me Fairy.
Perry:....oookkaaayyy.......um before I do come with you, I must ask you som-
Fairy: I'm a boy you pervert.
Perry:.....uuuhhh.....ok, that answers my question, but I wasn't gonna ask something perverted.
Fairy: you were thinking it
Perry: What?
Fairy: I said you were thinking it
Perry: no I wasn't
Fairy: don't lie! All you human males think alike.
Perry: :roll: what ever. Can we just get this adventure started already?
Fairy: fine with me. I know a perfect place to start.
Perry: I hope it's cool.
Fairy: TeeHee, you find out soon enough. (Really soon >:) )

And off they went. What kind of things Perry will see? Will he be ok? Or will he meet his doom? Find out on the next chapter of THE BOY AND THE FAIRY!!<b/>